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But I'm a Honest Jerk [Jan. 30th, 2010|10:07 am]

Author’s note…  I am debating on making commitment issues the family trait.   The more I think on it, I think the family trait should be either flirty or charismatic.  (More on that later)



"There he is, quick Louie, see if you can get him in the shot."    Don turned and was unsurprised to find a television camera pointed in his direction.  Such was the life of a sports superstar.   He smirked as the reporter hurried towards him.  She was probably hoping he would make a break for his ride -- stars trying to evade the press always made good copy.  But what was the point?  It wasn't like he had anything to hide after all.

"Mr. Lothario?"  she asked.  At his nod she continued, "Tracy Addison, WSMZ morning edition.  Mind if I take a few minutes of your time?"  She watched pause, clearly considering, and through his smoky colored sunglasses she could see his green eyes assessing her top to bottom.

"Not at all."   he answered.  "I'm always... available...to my public."  He had a nice voice...a pleasing tenor.  The husk of it, combined with the come hither look that even the shades couldn't hide and the emphasis on the word available.... Tracy felt a flush of heat that had nothing to do with the midday sun and everything to do with her awareness of him as a man, and herself as a woman.  And from the slow, knowing smile that crept on his face she knew that he had some idea of what she was thinking.

"Gr-great."  she stammered, cursing herself for it.   All that she had heard about him screamed womanizer but it was one thing to know that and another thing to feel that magnetic charm focus itself on her.  She took a step back literally, hoping to get her point across without being too obvious.  "What do you have to say to rumors that you're trying to score off the field as much as you are on it?"

"I'm not so sure I understand."  Don countered.  He shrugged, his hands palms up and fingers loosely splayed in an "I have no idea what you're talking about" manner.

"I mean," Tracy countered, "Rumors that you are going around Rivertown seducing its women and leaving them with presents of the nine-month variety."

"Seducing?"  Don's laugh was disbelieving.  "You make it sound like I'm going around town in a cheap smoking jacket wiggling my brows at anything with breasts and a pulse, deliberately impregnating them."

"Well?  Aren't you?"

He snorted and lowered his shades to gaze directly into her own eyes.  "No.   I won't deny I like women.  I find them endlessly fascinating.  I also like to have a good time.  But the ladies I'm involved with are available, consenting adults."

"Ladies?"  She stressed the word, not even caring that the disapproval had seeped into the word.  "As in.. plural?"

"Well, sure.  Nothing illegal about that, last I checked." 

"And the other part of the question--"  Tracy knew she was going too far, that she had let his cavalier attitude get under her skin, but she just didn't care.

 
Don's grin was still boyish but a little rueful.  "Well now, there were a few times where me and the lady in question got carried away, I won't deny it."  He straightened and put on what looked like his attempt at a stern, serious face, "Which is why you should always practice safe sex boys and girls."  Then the roguish boy was back, "DNA tests come back, prove them mine, I do the right thing... I support my kids.  I just don't want to marry their mommas - and they knew that right from the start of the relationship."
 
"I.. you.."  Tracy sputtered.  She couldn't believe what she was hearing.  "You... you're a jerk."   She had stepped out of her professional mode and totally blown the interview now... there was no way her boss would air any of it.   
 
"But I'm an honest jerk."  he countered.
 
"You.. you bastard!"  A woman looked a little pale came hurrying towards them, her eyes full of fire and trained on Lothario.  "You did this to me..  you-"  but was forced to pause in her rant when she doubled over and vommited on the sidewalk.
 
"Now look here Laurie, you told me you were on the pill."  
 
"I-was-"  the woman hurped, one hand in front of her mouth as if that would hold back the nausea.
 
"Well, what do you want me to do?"  Don shook his head.  "I told you... when the kid is born and the test confirms its mine I'll take care of you, but I'm not marrying anyone.  Look, let's get you out of the sun... get you a drink of water, you look awful."  And so saying he led the woman away, tossing a "Sorry, but this interview is over." over his shoulder.
 
"Let's cut the tape, Louie, no way Tony is going to let this air."  Tracy sighed.
 
Louie laughed.  "Yeah.. not much of a story there.  He's a jerk, but admits it.  What kind of woman would get involved with someone like that?"
 
"You got me.... Come'on,  let's go on in and see if we can get some good stuff on the rest of the team."
 
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(A few months later)
 
 
Let me prove I'm not such a bad guy, she thought.  Come'on, take a chance and get to know me.  Stupid Tracy, really stupid.
 
But all she said aloud was, "Damn you Don Lothario."
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Generation One: the Adventure begins [Jan. 25th, 2010|01:45 pm]
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Man, this is a far cry from my sweet little pad in Pleasantview.  Don thought with a grimace.  Still, he was lucky to have anything at all.  The last thing he clearly remembered was stepping onto a teleporter and hearing several women laughing, then awakening here in Riverview.  Well, he hadn't exactly woken up here at his house...the granery..whichever you wanted to call it.   The teleporter had gone off with a flash of light that nearly blinded him -- he'd felt a sense of hurtling through time and space then stumbled onto the road and almost straight into Luke McDermott's oncoming car.

He'd been really lucky not to have been hit, actually.  Poor Luke had felt so bad about almost killing Don that he'd taken him home.  Don knew that Luke was still convinced that Don was the victim of a mugging or something of the sort -- the teleporter story being too unbelieveable and there being no other reasonable explanation for his being out there with just the shirt on his back.   

After a few days to 'find his bearings'  Don talked the McDermott's into selling  him a small bit of land.  The building on it had once been a grainery that had been let go... and Don convinced Luke it could be made habitable...and that he, Don,  was willing to do the work to make it so. Luke had looked skeptical, but nodded in understanding of what he percieved as a proud, independant streak and had given in.  So now while the outside still looked like a grain silo, the inside was a rather cozy, if cheaply furnished home.

The place doesn't have to be big to serve its purpose, thought Don.   They could take the boy out of Pleasantview, but they couldn't make him change what he was.  He had been and would always be born to woo and love the ladies.  And he wanted at least 10 notches on his bedpost before "Mr Happy" became the fleshy equivalent of soap on a rope.

Don's first order of business (once the question of where he was going to live was out of the way) was to find a job.  In his old life he'd been in the medical field.  But that had been long hours, hard work, and not that much pay.  The hard work he hadn't minded, but the too little pay and the long hours put a crimp in his swinging lifestyle.   If he was going to work hard it would be at something that paid well and drew the ladies like bees to nectar.  Finally he'd decided on an athletics career.   Jocks almost always got the girl and no one thought twice if a bachelor athlete was a womanizer.

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Adventures of a Man-ho (Prologue/Rules) [Jan. 25th, 2010|01:21 pm]
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Lothario Legacy:  Adventures of a Man-ho

Prologue:  Rules, such as they are

Inspired by DebC's Slutty Don.
This will be a founders challenge type thing starring our own Slutty Don.

Rules:
1. Everyone begins with Slutty Don (-aka- Don Lothario).
2. See how many women he can knock up before he dies.
3. When Don reaches elder choose a son to carry on the Lothario name and have Don teach him everything he knows.

My own addendum(s):
4. Will be 10 generations or until I get bored/overwhelmed/or the computer dies whichever comes first.
5. One of the early perks Don (and any of his heirs) will get is the "fertility perk", because in addition to seeing how many women he can knock up, I want to see how many kids he can have.  (And, if this goes on for more than a few generations, what the game will do with all of those Lothario spawn -- will the family tree become twisted?)
6.   Commitment issues will be a chosen trait of the heir, but Charismatic and Flirty are also important traits for any successful Lothario.  (I can't imagine an unflirty heir, can you?)
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[Jul. 9th, 2009|07:23 pm]
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In nature, much depends on instinct, on adaptability and quite a bit of luck. Simians... no, don't look at me like that, that's what my kind calls them... Simians have a phrase for this - "Survival of the fittest."

You're wondering why I said "My kind" perhaps? It is my hope that if you're reading this record, you are a descendant of mine, or his or her true love. I'm a big believer in true love. I've even been accused of being a hopeless romantic.

But I'm getting off track (again). Blame that one the style I'm trying to keep this record. I don't want this to be some dry, academic tome, but something that reads more like a story. So I'm writing it as if I were sitting in the grove, telling tales.

My name is Angel Arboris, and I'm a dryad. Yes, you heard that right, a dryad. So when people say I've got a green thumb, they really aren't kidding. Lest you think I'm insane, here's a picture taken by the Sunset Valley chamber of commerce to welcome me to Sunset Valley.



I look a bit..what's the word? Dorky? Close enough. I was still bemused by the idea of land ownership. Dryads know that the land belongs only to itself. Those that exist on it live or die at Nature's whim. Still, simkind has this mistaken notion that the land can be owned so I "bought" it. Where did I get the simoleons? Let's just say we fae creatures have our ways and leave it at that, shall we?

No, I can't really leave it at that...and there are some things I can't really explain. You have to be a dryad to truly "get" it. But those of The Grove had just enough magic left to call upon our mother Earth. She granted us two things necessary for survival -- the ability to live seperately from our tree (before the sisterhood was dependent on the health of a specific tree in order to live)...and money, so we might live amongst simkind. In return the Great Mother charged us with two tasks -- teach simkind how to live in harmony with nature, and to found our own clans to last at least ten generations, if not more. Better to intermingle and survive than slowly die out as an insular species.



So here I am on "my" land...15 Summer Hill Court.... putting down roots. Oh, not literally, of course... like I said before, I don't need specific tree to survive.



And while the land was gorgeous, it did look a little bare, at least to a grove-born child like myself. So I planted some trees as soon as I could, to begin to make the place look more familiar and homey to me. Also, since the trees were apple trees, they would provide me with something to eat. We Grove Sisters had used almost all of our magic calling the Mother...now, instead of being able to live off of sun, soil and water...now we had to directly consume our food in order to live. The thought of eating anything living was really rather sickening..but if I had to, I knew I'd much prefer to stick with that which grew from the ground. I later learned the term was vegetarian.

Well, I wasn't about to get any sort of start on a clan of my own... or teach any sims anything if I never met them. Plus any monies I earned from this point forward would have to be earned in exchange...either me working at some sort of "job", or selling that which I could glean from the land. So I went into town... to meet others, to explore..and see what I might learn about myself and this new place I called home. I went to a place called "the library" which is almost literally a warehouse of knowlege -- free for those who wish to partake. (Perhaps I can learn from the sims, as well as teach them!) Then I also went to this place called a "gym", but only to discretely excrete my waste and shower...so I might not offend with my bodily odors.

In my wanderings I found this oasis of green with sparkling waters...the sims there called the place "the park". I wondered if my own bare land could be made to resemble it someday. I found some more seeds, which would make their way to my garden...and did some fishing, because I had heard one female say to another that fresh fish made the best fertilizer for a garden. Then I saw a man who appeared as fond of brown as I am of green.
He looked a little out of place, to be honest... wearing that cardigan when the weather was perfectly mild and lovely. He also looked a bit taken aback by my appearance.



I explained that no, I wasn't an alien.. but the place I came from might as well have been another world, for all I knew of simciety's rules. He laughed and said that I wasn't the only one... lots of people didn't seem to know how to follow rules... even those that seemed "obvious" to everyone... like caring for one's young. At my confused look he explained that he was a social worker and it was his job to invenstigate reports of child neglect. And sometimes he had the unhappy job of removing these children from their families...but then the joy of placing the kids in new "forever" families.... or even (though not as often as he would like) of reuniting those children with their first parents if the adults in question had gotten the help they needed to be proper parents. To Jake -- that's his name, Jake Roland, family is very important.

I found that information to be very intruiging. Someone who is family oriented would be a great asset to a budding clan. In talking with him I also found out he liked things to be very orderly... his exact words were that he was a "neat freak". Again, a positive asset in a potential mate. But was he potential? Okay.. I admit it.. I wasn't subtle at all. I actually asked him outright if he was single. (I used the word 'lifemate', but he knew what I meant.) Thankfully for me, he wasn't offended by my bluntness. He laughed and thought I was quite friendly. Before he left the park he had learned I was looking for work to do.

"Check the Little Corsican Bistro." he said, "I had a great lunch there and happened to notice they were looking for help. If you've never worked in the culinary field before, you'll start off at the bottom rung of the ladder, but that's better than nothing, isn't it?"

"It sure is." I agreed. "Thanks Jake." We parted amicably but I'd be lying if I said that I felt a tingle as I watched him go.
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College and marriage and kids, Oh my! [Jun. 5th, 2009|06:08 pm]
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This is likely to be a quick breeze through the college years. I had been having problems with the game itself -- extremely slow loading of the game itself, when changing lots, etc. Made playing seem more like work than fun... and the college years are tedious to me at any rate.. which might be more because I don't do various things to make it fun for myself. I had wanted to get the kids into the secret society but between the problems loading the student center lot I had the additional problem that the same two secret society geeks kept showing up. I kept hoping the kids were friends with at least one other SS person who wasn't wearing their blazer, but since no one got arrested, I guess they weren't.

One last thing, I want to apologize for the pictures being on the small side. I think I had set the picture size to medium when I uploaded them. Next time I'll make sure they are bigger.

But I'm skipping ahead of myself (as usual). More underneath the cut )
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What's this?!? o.O A Schmoe update [Apr. 21st, 2009|04:02 pm]



Well, hey there Lisa. This is La Fiesta Tech, not your college. What'cha doing?

"Seeing if the rumors are true... that you're finally moving again on the Schmoe family."

Yeah, I am. I could give lots of excuses: Thomas being sick, real-life stress (including a computer (the one my sims game is installed on) that acts wonky)...

"We know. Why do you think we haven't come after you with pitchforks? Or let the Captain at you with her FLNS?"

Thanks. Of course, I'd have to download one for her to wield, first. ..then there's the little matter of you simselves breaking through the 4th wall beyond just talking to me.

"You put the Evil Overlord into your game. Anything could happen. Speaking of which, when are you coming back to play us? ...not that some of us mind being eternal college students..." (Lisa chuckles)

Uhm... er.... listen, can I get back to you on that? In the meantime, why don't I get back to the Schmoes?

"Sure thing." The Actual update continues... )
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Time Flies By [Feb. 17th, 2009|05:35 pm]

I'm sure you've heard the saying "Time Flies"... boy, whoever said that sure was right! It seems likes just yesterday Leroy had joined the family, and Christy was talking about getting him a ladyfriend....and yeah, she eventually got around to telling me about the baby we were expecting together.

And don't think I'm totally clueless, I saw the bits of yerk on the toilet rim she missed in her cleanup and figured it out.... but I waited for her to tell me 'cause I know ladies really enjoy those "how I told him" stories.... I didn't want to spoil it for her.

Read more )

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Adding to the Family [Feb. 2nd, 2009|03:26 pm]
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Well, like I said before, I didn't waste any time asking Christy to move in with me. I left it up to her whether we were going to have a big wedding or not... I was sure she'd say she wanted one, but to my surprise, she said she wasn't too fussed about it. Her family lived too far off to make it in time for the wedding anyway, and she only had one friend in Mystic Valley besides me! Read More )
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Finding twue WUV when your last name's Schmoe [Jan. 22nd, 2009|07:07 pm]
From: Ordinary Name, Extraordinary Life by Joe Schmoe; Sim-mon and Schyster Publications, 2009.
Yeah, I'll admit, I had fun playing the field. La Shawn, Jordan, Katrina, Christy... Each lady was so special in her own way. I respected that... or at least I tried to. I took things only up to a certain point, then stopped. I wanted my Mrs. Right... my soulmate... not just Mrs. Right now. Not that it was easy, but cold showers and long workouts until I dropped helped me keep my libido in check.
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Legacyland Founders Challenge: Joe Schmoe in Mystic Valley [Jan. 21st, 2009|06:54 pm]

I haven't given up on the Legacy Land girls or Brandon Mystic's legacy at all... but a when some ladies in Legacyland wanted to do a "Founder's Challenge" -- where we all designed a sim and voted which one all of us would found a legacy with.... well, I wanted to do that too. (Yeah, with that and LL girls, Brandon and World of Warcrack -- not to mention bills, et.. I don't have enough to do... LOL)

Rules for Legacyland Founders Challenge:
1. Everyone begins with the same founder genetically, aspiration, and zodiac sign. Turn ons and turn off and secondary aspiration are up to the simmer.
(We voted knowledge aspiration and Pisces zodiac sign)
2. Everyone begins with $5000 cash regardless of lot size.
3. Hacks are allowed but no money cheats.
4. Blog it so we can see how its progressing. Update at least every two weeks. If you don't, bring out the hounds!
5. Marriages - marry only NPCs and townies. Custom townies are encouraged!

Read on, brave readers )

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Mystic Family: College and Marriage [Dec. 27th, 2008|07:25 pm]
Well, I don't know that this update will be all that I'd like it to be, mostly because I didn't take all the pictures I thought I did.... and I wanted to get Brandon out of uni and started on his family. I'm definitely enjoying University with the Legacy Land girls tho. Read more )
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Simselves: Groups One and Two Makeovers [Dec. 11th, 2008|08:50 pm]
I'm still playing with images and getting more practiced at taking pictures in the game (and editing them in photobucket)... so bear with me! But this ought to give you an idea what the girls look like at the end of their freshman year. (I will be leaving them in the dorms until sophmore reroll..then deciding if they are going to stay in the dorms, rent a house, start their own greek house, or join a pre-existing house).

Read on...and take a look at them now! )
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Group Two Simselves [Dec. 11th, 2008|07:44 pm]
Here goes my second group of simselves, off to explore higher learning at Simstate University. I left everyone's aspirations to what they initially said they were (with one exception)...and same for personalities and turn ons if they were given. If anyone has violent objections to the turn ons and turn offs, let me know... I can be reasonable on occassion. (hahaha)

As I said in the last group, everyone is going to be subject to sophmore aspiration re-roll.

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Mystic Family introduction [Dec. 7th, 2008|07:22 pm]
Note at the beginning, these pictures were taken early on. I'm going to try and improve the quality if I can... hopefully my machine won't revolt on me. ;) It also may take me awhile to settle into a storytelling style I'm comfortable with. I have read so many awesome legacy writers out there it almost intimidates me! But I'm going to do this for my own amusement if no one elses... tho I do hope others find it amusing too.

Like so many legacies... )
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Group One Simselves [Dec. 6th, 2008|07:40 pm]
The name of my custom neighborhood in my Sims2 game. (Just explaining for non-simmers out there... not that too many people read my blog.

Anyway, I belong to one group that calls itself "Legacyland"... and they are a fun group of ladies. Two of them recently started projects where they are doing some storytelling with sim-selves.... and it sounded like a good idea to me. So in addition to doing a 'standard' 10 generation legacy, I'll be doing some playing about with some simselves too.

more babbling beyond here )
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